I made the mistake of divulging my deepest fear to Angie who quickly, a so maliciously, cornered me for a head-shot portrait. I did what I could to avoid her pursuits and she eventually settled on a back-of-the-head-shot portrait. It may look like I'm laughing, but I am really crying.

Note: if you desire a picture of me, I would recommend more of a sneak-attack. Hide in bushes, hang from rafters, do what you must to not be seen. The pictures are not always of the highest quality but at least you have a chance of seeing my face.